hawleytrot 

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • noun
A medium-pace retreat so as not to betray panic

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • verb
To run for one's life, but in a nonchalant way

As defined by @KristerJohnson on Twitter

"The Senator fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot"

"He hawleytrotted to safety once the mob began to turn on him"

hawleytrot by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

hawleytrot 

haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.

hawleytrot by Derpitude July 22, 2022