Handled 

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

Handled by Dman16 May 16, 2010

Handled 

To accomplish something completely

Joe: Hey, you take care of that thing?
Brad: Yeah, I got that handled

Handled by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

handled 

A state of being faded, cross-faded, etc.

Saribek: What are you doin this weekend?
Robert: Gettin oh so handled.

handled by FarEastBeast916 March 28, 2010

Handled 

When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD

Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump

Handled by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020

handled his baggage 

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

handled his baggage by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

Handled Like Titties by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

handled JuraSicko 

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)

The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.

handled JuraSicko by Wild Bob September 27, 2023