HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 May 04, 2018

Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

by bAc0Nb0Y July 02, 2009

hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012