Definitions by MATTSLAPPY17

Buttery Oyster 

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

Buttery Oyster by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025

PERSIAN BANJO 

PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.

During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO

PERSIAN BANJO by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025

SHUNCLE 

A uncle that underwent gender reassignment procedures

The HOAGSTER’s mouth dropped when he was introduced to DAN’s SHUNCLE

SHUNCLE by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025

LEMON WEDGEE 

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).

As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.

LEMON WEDGEE by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

HAND HOAGIE 

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

HAND HOAGIE by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018

Chainsaw Breath 

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

Chainsaw Breath by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017

Three Hatter 

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

Three Hatter by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017