PERSIAN BANJO

PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.

During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO

by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025

HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 May 04, 2018

Kielbasa Ring

Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring

it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 07, 2017

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 07, 2017

SHUNCLE

A uncle that underwent gender reassignment procedures

The HOAGSTER’s mouth dropped when he was introduced to DAN’s SHUNCLE

by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025

LEMON WEDGEE

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).

As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.

by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

Chainsaw Breath

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017