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ham salad
HAM SALAD
Sexual act:
When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
HAM SALAD by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
Ham Salad Party
2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
Ham Salad Party by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025
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