Hairy Asshole

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A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.

Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.

Hairy Asshole by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005

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hairy asshole

duh.

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hairy asshole by slutbag February 6, 2003

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bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

bite my hairy asshole by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

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asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

asshole hair by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

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Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

Asshole hair by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

twidle my asshole hairs by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

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fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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