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A conclusive word that is multi purpose and expresses emphasis in various circumstances.

Hairs originated Shelburne Ontario at Pine River Institute (rehab boarding school for troubled youth) in 2009.
kid #1: dawg check this fattt sack of chrons
kid #2: serious homez thats fukn haiiiirsss b

Girl: FUck you asshole, were finished
Guy: ....hairsssss......(calls up buddies) fuck lets smoke a blunt
Hairs by randomsketchbag June 27, 2009
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This is not a misprint it is hairs with an s. It means public hair.
John pulled out some of Kathy's hairs.
Hairs by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010
The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.
Fuckin' shitty hairs

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Hairs by Malware. January 14, 2019

Hairs on Fire 

Used to describe when a ginger gets so mad it appears that their hair is on fire.
Whoa man calm down your hairs on fire.
Is his hair always that red? No only when he's MATW is his hair on fire.
Hairs on Fire by shamwowed September 6, 2010

Hairs Cut 

When you go to a barber or salon and get more than one hair cut.
"Billy, you gonna get your hair cut"?
"No, I'm going to get my hairs cut! Why would I only cut one hair?"
Hairs Cut by Jam740 July 7, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)

Pineapple Hairs
The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.
Pineapple Hairs by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is a new word by YouTuber Anix and it means, well, the green spiky hair-plants on top of a pineapple. Hi YouTube!
Anix: Hey! Your hair looks like Pineapple Hairs!

Some other kid: Bruh.