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That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.
Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)
by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Hot Chocolate

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.
Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
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Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.
Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019
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Jigglypuff

Jiggypuff is a sweet, mischievous, pink, fluffy Pokemon. It's cuteness makes it a must have for young trainers. Looks can look decieving, because JIGGLYPUFF WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!

JIGGLYPUFF IS PINK AWESOMENESS AND WILL SING YOUR MOM TO SLEEP AND FUUUCKK HER! BETTER YET, HE CAN SUCK UP PEOPLE AND FUCKING SPIT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO THEIR DEEEEEAAATHSS. JIGGLYPUFF IS THE SHIIIIT. HE USES HIS CUTENESS TO FUCK YOUR BIIITCH. KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF MOTHERFUCKEER!
JIGGLYPUFF WILL FUCK YOU UUUUUP.
by Malware. January 20, 2019
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Pikachu

Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!

PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
by Malware. January 23, 2019
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Phallic Acid

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019
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