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Pikachu
Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
Ghetto Talk
A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.
Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
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Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
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Ghetto Talk by Malware. January 20, 2019
Jigglypuff
Jiggypuff is a sweet, mischievous, pink, fluffy Pokemon. It's cuteness makes it a must have for young trainers. Looks can look decieving, because JIGGLYPUFF WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!
JIGGLYPUFF IS PINK AWESOMENESS AND WILL SING YOUR MOM TO SLEEP AND FUUUCKK HER! BETTER YET, HE CAN SUCK UP PEOPLE AND FUCKING SPIT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO THEIR DEEEEEAAATHSS. JIGGLYPUFF IS THE SHIIIIT. HE USES HIS CUTENESS TO FUCK YOUR BIIITCH. KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF MOTHERFUCKEER!
JIGGLYPUFF IS PINK AWESOMENESS AND WILL SING YOUR MOM TO SLEEP AND FUUUCKK HER! BETTER YET, HE CAN SUCK UP PEOPLE AND FUCKING SPIT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO THEIR DEEEEEAAATHSS. JIGGLYPUFF IS THE SHIIIIT. HE USES HIS CUTENESS TO FUCK YOUR BIIITCH. KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF MOTHERFUCKEER!
Jigglypuff by Malware. January 20, 2019
Horny
A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.
That One Time at Band Camp
An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.
That One Time at Band Camp by Malware. January 14, 2019
Vulture
That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.
Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.
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Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate by Malware. January 14, 2019