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Hey look theres a HAGGUS
HAGGUS by Haggus2003 June 22, 2018
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a massive slag tbh but still an icon who slays
person 1- “omg haggus is such a slag”
person 2- “yeah but he slays”
haggus by penismuncher96 April 1, 2022
An absolutely amazing mincecore band like my God they're soooooo peak everyone should go listen to them their gutturals and blast beats sound absolutely great. I recommend them if you're into like grindcore, crust punk, or goregrind
Person 1:"Hey, have you listened to Haggus before?

Person 2:"Yeah, man, Straight from the Slaughterhaus was an amazing album!"

Person 1:"Type shit."
Haggus by homestuck fan 413612 March 8, 2025

baby haggis 

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.
Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?
baby haggis by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land. 

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
Haggis Land. by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny
haggis under the kilt by spacker110 January 28, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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