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Hey look theres a HAGGUS
HAGGUS by Haggus2003 June 22, 2018
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a massive slag tbh but still an icon who slays
person 1- “omg haggus is such a slag”
person 2- “yeah but he slays”
haggus by penismuncher96 April 1, 2022
An absolutely amazing mincecore band like my God they're soooooo peak everyone should go listen to them their gutturals and blast beats sound absolutely great. I recommend them if you're into like grindcore, crust punk, or goregrind
Person 1:"Hey, have you listened to Haggus before?

Person 2:"Yeah, man, Straight from the Slaughterhaus was an amazing album!"

Person 1:"Type shit."
Haggus by homestuck fan 413612 March 8, 2025

baby haggis 

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.
Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?
baby haggis by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land. 

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
Haggis Land. by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny
haggis under the kilt by spacker110 January 28, 2015
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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