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To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.
Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.
Haddock by PortlandMaine March 20, 2014
to be a bit ditzy at some point
joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?
haddock by NEWKYASTLEY December 5, 2007
an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect
haddock is a legend

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
haddock pasty by KP September 17, 2003

Haddock Slammer 

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.
bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering
Haddock Slammer by richaroo May 12, 2003

Haddock Pasty

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors
Haddock Pasty by Dach September 25, 2003
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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