Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.
bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering
by richaroo May 12, 2003
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tupping

Tupping is the term used for when the ewes are covered by the rams.
My flock get a regular tupping every autumn.
by richaroo May 12, 2003
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