The luckiest person on the planet.
Jim: Hey whats your job.
Joe: Gynecology.
Jim: Damn you lucky!
Joe: Yeah. I ended up eating her out.
Joe: Gynecology.
Jim: Damn you lucky!
Joe: Yeah. I ended up eating her out.
by retrowaffle April 4, 2016
The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.
Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
by Token and Chef August 26, 2011
The expression of seeing a woman split her legs atop your windshield as you sit behind the steering wheel.
by AcOuNcElOR October 26, 2013