The sacred arsenal of machines, weights, and gadgets found in a gym, used to sculpt bodies, break personal records, and occasionally serve as makeshift selfie stands. Gymquipment includes everything from treadmills and dumbbells to that mysterious contraption nobody knows how to use but pretends to anyway.
1. "Bro, can you stop curling in the squat rack? It’s sacred gymquipment, not your personal bicep station."
2. "New Year’s resolutioners flocked to the gym, but only half knew how to operate the gymquipment."
3. "Dude, do you even lift, or are you just here to admire the gymquipment?"
2. "New Year’s resolutioners flocked to the gym, but only half knew how to operate the gymquipment."
3. "Dude, do you even lift, or are you just here to admire the gymquipment?"
by ₩ord₩orm March 16, 2025
The sacred arsenal of machines, weights, and gadgets found in a gym, used to sculpt bodies, break personal records, and occasionally serve as makeshift selfie stands. Gymquipment includes everything from treadmills and dumbbells to that mysterious contraption nobody knows how to use but pretends to anyway.
1. "Bro, can you stop curling in the squat rack? It’s sacred gymquipment, not your personal bicep station."
2. "New Year’s resolutioners flocked to the gym, but only half knew how to operate the gymquipment."
3. "Dude, do you even lift, or are you just here to admire the gymquipment?"
2. "New Year’s resolutioners flocked to the gym, but only half knew how to operate the gymquipment."
3. "Dude, do you even lift, or are you just here to admire the gymquipment?"
by ₩ord₩orm March 19, 2025