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The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...
"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."
by -Tazer- September 11, 2007
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A marijuana cigarette rolled so tightly, usually by someone one your "behalf," you'll barely get a hit off it; a joint so thin and white it resembles Paltrow's actual body as well as the type of joint a skinny white chick would smoke so as to maintain her dainty, "holistic" lifestyle as opposed to getting seriously baked.
"Come on man, don't roll me a Gwyneth Paltrow--I gotta get some THC up in this bitch!"
by Solanas69 January 30, 2019
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Quite possibly the biggest MILF of all time...
Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
by Mr. Birdy March 23, 2011
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