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A fucking spastic who doesn't understand left from right. Often time they are busy either screwing their tractors or livestock. Despite this they can still somehow chat up 20 women at one time, drink 100% alcohol and not feel a thing, smoke a blunt and proceed to do spins without getting dizzy. Over states how good he is at pool. He will usually walk around school while being blowed by a Fraser.
“Holy shit go right” - “sorry my names gwil”
What did you do last night, gwil” - “it’s complicated
“You’re so cool gwil you can chat up 20 fannies at once”
“You’ve been drinking for 12 hours now, gwil” - “fuck you pussy, I’m fine”
“Dude you’ve lost 3-1” - “shut up retard give me 4 more pints i’ll smash yer”
What the fuck, gwil” - “love is love… like my tractor!”
Gwil by BitchForCrayola January 21, 2022
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gwilym lee 

Gwilym is the most Brian May like person. He plays Brian May in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody and he looks like Brian May. Seriously, why does he look like Brian so much. Also, been seen doing the #BABdance with Joe Mazzello.
Person: “Oh look Brian May.”
Me: “No it is Gwilym Lee!”

gwilym lee 

brian may’s actual clone. or son. or both

plays brian in the new bohemian rhapsody movie and thats when everyone lost their fucking shit because i kid you not they could be twins. hot. starred in jamestown a while back.
i saw a picture of brian may the other day, but then i realized that it was gwilym lee!
gwilym lee by abigsoftie January 17, 2019
An unforgettable goblin who gives the best blowjobs.
"You can forget your sins, but you can never forget your Gwilliam."
The name Gwilym signifies descent from the legendary 'Gwilym of doom', a heartless pirate said to have singlehandedly (he had a hook) plunder the entirety of the United Kingdom, only to disappear into mystery. People with the name should be regarded with fear and awe. Also can be used for individuals with such attributes.
"That kid's a Gwilym"
"Oo-err"
Gwilym by Spon December 25, 2004
a sexy man who would be great fun to play with "if you know what that means" with and all the lady love him he is so sexy and so fucking manly just a specimen
"you are called Gwilym you must be the sexiest man ever you are a fuking legend"

"oww yes I am"
Gwilym by timtomthebin May 10, 2020