by Daddy the man January 21, 2019
A fucking spastic who doesn't understand left from right. Often time they are busy either screwing their tractors or livestock. Despite this they can still somehow chat up 20 women at one time, drink 100% alcohol and not feel a thing, smoke a blunt and proceed to do spins without getting dizzy. Over states how good he is at pool. He will usually walk around school while being blowed by a Fraser.
“Holy shit go right” - “sorry my names gwil”
“What did you do last night, gwil” - “it’s complicated”
“You’re so cool gwil you can chat up 20 fannies at once”
“You’ve been drinking for 12 hours now, gwil” - “fuck you pussy, I’m fine”
“Dude you’ve lost 3-1” - “shut up retard give me 4 more pints i’ll smash yer”
“What the fuck, gwil” - “love is love… like my tractor!”
“What did you do last night, gwil” - “it’s complicated”
“You’re so cool gwil you can chat up 20 fannies at once”
“You’ve been drinking for 12 hours now, gwil” - “fuck you pussy, I’m fine”
“Dude you’ve lost 3-1” - “shut up retard give me 4 more pints i’ll smash yer”
“What the fuck, gwil” - “love is love… like my tractor!”
by BitchForCrayola January 21, 2022