A fucking spastic who doesn't understand left from right. Often time they are busy either screwing their tractors or livestock. Despite this they can still somehow chat up 20 women at one time, drink 100% alcohol and not feel a thing, smoke a blunt and proceed to do spins without getting dizzy. Over states how good he is at pool. He will usually walk around school while being blowed by a Fraser.

“Holy shit go right” - “sorry my names gwil”
“What did you do last night, gwil” - “it’s complicated”
“You’re so cool gwil you can chat up 20 fannies at once”
“You’ve been drinking for 12 hours now, gwil” - “fuck you pussy, I’m fine”
“Dude you’ve lost 3-1” - “shut up retard give me 4 more pints i’ll smash yer”
“What the fuck, gwil” - “love is love… like my tractor!”

Gwil by BitchForCrayola January 21, 2022

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gwilym lee

Gwilym is the most Brian May like person. He plays Brian May in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody and he looks like Brian May. Seriously, why does he look like Brian so much. Also, been seen doing the #BABdance with Joe Mazzello.

Person: “Oh look Brian May.”
Me: “No it is Gwilym Lee!”

gwilym lee by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

gwilym lee

brian may’s actual clone. or son. or both

plays brian in the new bohemian rhapsody movie and thats when everyone lost their fucking shit because i kid you not they could be twins. hot. starred in jamestown a while back.

i saw a picture of brian may the other day, but then i realized that it was gwilym lee!

gwilym lee by abigsoftie January 17, 2019

Gwilliam

An unforgettable goblin who gives the best blowjobs.

"You can forget your sins, but you can never forget your Gwilliam."

Gwilliam by SaucyCaesarTrickOrTreater August 11, 2018

Gwilym

The name Gwilym signifies descent from the legendary 'Gwilym of doom', a heartless pirate said to have singlehandedly (he had a hook) plunder the entirety of the United Kingdom, only to disappear into mystery. People with the name should be regarded with fear and awe. Also can be used for individuals with such attributes.

"That kid's a Gwilym"
"Oo-err"

Gwilym by Spon December 25, 2004

Gwilym

a sexy man who would be great fun to play with "if you know what that means" with and all the lady love him he is so sexy and so fucking manly just a specimen

"you are called Gwilym you must be the sexiest man ever you are a fuking legend"

"oww yes I am"

Gwilym by timtomthebin May 10, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026