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good-weird, fun, out-there
Z: D, you're gweird!
D: Aw, thanks Z, you're pretty gweird yourself!
gweird by xofu April 7, 2008
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Adjective; Genius and weird mixed together

Verb; Gweirded (in this case the W is silent)

Secondary Meaning; To go to the hospital to have a gerbil removed from your asshole

Gwearding; The act of two or more people pausing after the same great idea and then after a three second pause they all say, "Gweard" at the same time while looking and pointing at each other
"Gweird minds think alike"

"I totally spent sunday getting gweared"
"Did you just see all those douchebags gwearding?"
Gweird by PNGN420 March 30, 2021
Related Words

Caped Gweirdo

Formally, a caped gweirdo is a complex mythical term but can be used as an insult. In its more common usage, it specifically implies that someone is beyond weird, physically aggressive, and dresses themselves in strange attire to intimidate. The term can also just mean mean or aggressive over small things. The plural is caped gweirdoz not caped gweirdos.
Caped Gweirdo by dr.gweirdo December 4, 2019

jemma gwerder 

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.
“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”
jemma gwerder by Indy Wilson April 24, 2019
1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore
2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel
Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle.
Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons.

Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field?
He's a bit of a Gwirdle.

Gwirdle by Chris Zed September 26, 2005

El Gweiro 

El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) is the alter ego bestowed upon He who is James Weir. El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) was fist 'born' in 2002. This is His first and only known coming, Son of Gary, Grandson of John, He walks the Earth erradicating Evil from this plane.

Born with the ability to walk through shadows, El Gweiro is also known as Shadow Passer, or Dalk Walker. It is believed that He is born from a Demon Lineage dating back to the times of Major Weir who was burnt at the stake for witch craft. It is noted that Major Weir made a pact with the Devil, and in turn received a staff bestowed with powers. Witnesses reported that at his (Major Weir's) burning, the staff reacted to his body, engulfing and falling as did Major Weir.
El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) has saved us all again. Praise Him in the Highest
El Gweiro by El Gweiro March 10, 2005
A person who is both gay and weird at the same time.
Kevin, you're such a gweirdo.

Damn, gweirdo, you're just so gay AND weird.
gweirdo by Gwevin May 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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