Gvidas

A big sexy Russian that is on steroids that will steal your bitches and fuck you up if you look at him wrong but is also the nicest person you'll meet

Damn… Gvidas just took that dudes bitch and fucked him up, good thing me and Gvidas are close

Gvidas by Tyrone Biggums December 20, 2016

Gvidas

A gvidas is a man who is generally quite handsome but actually when you see his toes you will be frightened away. They are so long that if you tried to suck them they'd probably come out of your bum hole. Often says lame words like 'Yumsters' which makes everyone laugh but at least he will love you more than anyone else will.

girl: fuck, my digestive system is really whacko'd after last night
friend: you must have been hanging out with gvidas then

Gvidas by ploppyplop September 26, 2020

guidasitis

Having an uncontrollable sexual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. The condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. Time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. Treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. There is no known cure.

Did you see how Vicki was all over Andy last night? She has a bad case of guidasitis.

guidasitis by DoctorTrax July 13, 2011

Guidassgardenism 

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.

(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.

Guidassgardenism by WAWA! November 9, 2009

Gridash 

A revolting stench that comes from the Anus of an ugly person.

Do you smell the gridash on that person?

Gridash by Babidi February 18, 2003