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A fat bitch who sucks at 2k. Loves sucking cock and eat 24/7. He loves singing and the only reason he has that name is because his parents dropped him on the head. I can confirm that his penis is small - so find another man unless you a pussy. Save yourself - he’s racist asf and makes too many too too toooo many dirty jokes.
Guyvis is fat bitch who sucks at 2k. Loves sucking cock and eat 24/7. He loves singing and the only reason he has that name is because his parents dropped him on the head. I can confirm that his penis is 1-3 inches- so find another man unless you a pussy. Save yourself - he’s racist asf and makes too many too too toooo many dirty jokes
Guyvis by g3m6_z March 6, 2023
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Of or relating to:

Violence
Robots
Chicks
Sex
Beef Jerky
Guns
Cars
Boobs and Booty

...and everything that was in or happened in the movie transformers.
Ryan wasn't that guyish since he didn't seem to like chicks and guns and stuff, hes probably gay
guyish by NLOD Lanny August 20, 2007
Related Words
Guyvis gayvis guyist guavish Guyise guyish Guysis Guytism guyville guyvin

guyville 

A place inhabited primarily by guys.
The guys could be at rest, for they had reached a guyville.
guyville by guymangent August 30, 2006

X-Gayvision 

A person or persons who despite claiming to be straight (sometimes just in the closet), constantly spews homosexual inuendo's and gay gestures to excite or entice a person or persons of the same sex.
Bob: "I'm hugry and it's getting close to lunch, what should I eat"?

X-Gayvision: "How about my cock"

OR

Bob: "Can you slide under there and grab my pen that fell underneath your desk"?
XGayvision: "How about you slide under my desk yourself and grab my pen! I'll give you some ink".
X-Gayvision by Linktech Employee September 1, 2011
I gay person that thinks he is straight but really gay and has no friends.

Comes from A gay javis
If your gay just admit it and dont be a gayvis.
gayvis by Rajiv and Michael November 26, 2004
the act of being the man
"i saw this guy chillin against his firebird bein all gwavish, it was sick bro"
guavish by jesus October 16, 2003
When a guy is slightly sexist, or biased, against women.
Jenny, "You're so sexist."
Mitch, " I'm only guyist for the superior gender, men."
guyist by SuperSquare March 3, 2011