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A fat bitch who sucks at 2k. Loves sucking cock and eat 24/7. He loves singing and the only reason he has that name is because his parents dropped him on the head. I can confirm that his penis is small - so find another man unless you a pussy. Save yourself - he’s racist asf and makes too many too too toooo many dirty jokes.
Guyvis is fat bitch who sucks at 2k. Loves sucking cock and eat 24/7. He loves singing and the only reason he has that name is because his parents dropped him on the head. I can confirm that his penis is 1-3 inches- so find another man unless you a pussy. Save yourself - he’s racist asf and makes too many too too toooo many dirty jokes
Guyvis by g3m6_z March 6, 2023
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Of or relating to:

Violence
Robots
Chicks
Sex
Beef Jerky
Guns
Cars
Boobs and Booty

...and everything that was in or happened in the movie transformers.
Ryan wasn't that guyish since he didn't seem to like chicks and guns and stuff, hes probably gay
guyish by NLOD Lanny August 20, 2007
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X-Gayvision: "How about my cock"

OR

Bob: "Can you slide under there and grab my pen that fell underneath your desk"?
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I gay person that thinks he is straight but really gay and has no friends.

Comes from A gay javis
If your gay just admit it and dont be a gayvis.
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the act of being the man
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When a guy is slightly sexist, or biased, against women.
Jenny, "You're so sexist."
Mitch, " I'm only guyist for the superior gender, men."
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