Guyise 

(Pronounced GUY-ICE)
Simple. GUY advISE. When a girl is tired of hearing advise from her gender and seeks advise about the opposite sex from the source.

Hey, I could really use some guyise about Johnny....

Guyise by Trainer S'Alex January 23, 2010

Guiseley 

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town

Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!

Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009

Guisella 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's too beautiful to be real, too funny to be real, to nice to be real, too real to be real.
She is a true friend inside and out and will knock out anyone who hurts those close to her.
She is any boys dream girlfriend. She will even make you a sandwich and play Call of Duty with you.
She is incredibly sexy and the best kisser in the world!
She is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. You are too lucky if you know a Guisella.
If you ever cross paths with her, cherish the time you have with her, she has a rare personality and heart. She is strong and unique.

"Hey, I met this girl today, her names Guisella."
"Dude can i have her number?"

Guisella by TheOneILove March 28, 2013

Guiseley High School

Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.

Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.

GUISELEY HIGH SCHOOL FTW!

Guiseley High School by princessbecca July 29, 2011

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.

Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.

Guiseley High School by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019

Guiseley High School

A School located in guiseley near morrisons where you can smoke 💨 and you can become a chave sket and a slag. The school is nolonger run by Mr Morrisy

Yo Mr Watson Shot up Judd (example name) cause his Jumper tag was hanging out at guiseley High school

Guiseley High School by Chinky boy November 4, 2017

HAY GUISE 

The sexy way to say hey guys. Also know as hay guyz

a shovel: HAY GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
others: f4g

a shovel: HAY GUISE LOL
others: noob
a shovel: KTHXBYE
(a shovel quit : kicked)

HAY GUISE by a shovel May 14, 2007