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The male version of a 'crisis' that a woman experiences. Only instead of it being a real 'crisis', the male usually experiences technology crisis.
Ben: "Oh my god Matt! My computer won't start up!"
Matt: "Lawl, you're having a guysis"
Guysis by blackmansittingdown November 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Abbreviation of 'Good For You So It Should Be.' Increasingly typed by rahs and the upper class
Rah: "Sheridan, is it true your son is single-handedly circumnavigating the globe?"

Sheridan: "Yes."

Rah: "GFYSISB."
GFYSISB by .999Sterling May 15, 2012
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a person who dislikes gay(homosexual) people.
c'mon dad, dont be such a gaysist!
gaysist by RSHH February 24, 2010
(n.) gossip between two guys, usually about other guys
(v.) the act of guys gossipping
The guys were guysipping about the latest rumors.
guysip by dcFTW April 2, 2008
Of or relating to:

Violence
Robots
Chicks
Sex
Beef Jerky
Guns
Cars
Boobs and Booty

...and everything that was in or happened in the movie transformers.
Ryan wasn't that guyish since he didn't seem to like chicks and guns and stuff, hes probably gay
guyish by NLOD Lanny August 20, 2007

yous guyses 

The northern Mid-Westerner's "Y'all."
The plural of "you" that ought to be used if you are in, for example, Wisconsin. Even though the word "guy" is involved, this phrase is used when addressing groups of males, groups of females, or a mixed crowd.
Are yous guyses ready for another beer? Well den, yous guyses will hafta go to the gas station and get it den, eh?
yous guyses by k robot June 30, 2006
When a man urinates into a girl's eye as a way to relieve itching, redness and cure Pink Eye.
Jessica had a very serious case of Pink Eye, and was in desperate need of Guysine so Jordan and Lance peed in her eye and she went on her way to work. Cured!
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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