Skip to main content
A handbook for bros that can be accessed at the following:

(www.narang.com/manuals/how-to-use-douche-bags.php)
Look at the orange spike-haired douche consulting his guyble
guyble by Terrence_Bagg April 7, 2020
Related Words
guyble the guyble Gurble gubble gayble gublerween Gumble gubbler Guble gubler
This is the Bible for guys. This outlines how a guy should live his life and has all the do’s and don’ts for everything from sports to girls to alcohol. Every guy should read this in his lifetime.
The most well known rule of the Guyble is bros before hoes.
Guyble by Johnny Coversall June 12, 2018

The Guyble 

The Guyble is a sort of social understanding upon "Men" to follow and abide by rules regarding friendship, relationships, business, and general respect. Examples from this spoken bible for men would be not to fool around with your friends ex though there are exceptions. Another example being not to use the urinal next to your fellow bro. Use one over. If you make a promise to help your fellow bro with something like moving, or giving them a lift, follow through. If you're helping them hide something small from their folks or something small, don't break the code only if it's imperative because someone may be hurt. There are limits and exceptions to rules in the Guyble
"Dude, you can't do that. It's against the bro code!"
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."
The Guyble by RetributionVII June 29, 2018

the guyble 

It's a book like the bible. But it's for bros. you read it everyday like the bible but since its for guys, it's called "the guyble"
(Bro code put into a book,the guyble)
the guyble by Kidnplay62 November 10, 2013

The guyble 

The complete story and etching of our Lord guy fieri.
I read the guyble all night as I prayed to my lord fieri hoping one day to go to flavor town.

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.