Guyathlon

An "event" which includes many dudes, and only one participant of the opposite sex-usually your friend's mom.

"Hey Ricky, I heard your mom came in first place in the guyathlon yesterday. High five."

Or:

"We had a guyathlon on your mother, thank you."

by les wals October 28, 2009

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004