A Gurumootai is normally a person who wears a turban (typically sikhs in India) or in other words has a sack in his head and has a penchant for being a dumbass.
Gurumootai can also mean,One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.
Any "inside" information related to the University of Tennessee Head Coaching position for the football program. This information is usually created and posted by trolls from other universities reveling in our misery.
Did you hear that Jon Gruden is going to be our next head coach ? Nah, bro those are just grumors.
Varaprasath Gurumoorthy is pretty much the Indian version of Ronald McDonald. He brings joy and love into the hearts of children and adults alike. However, he is one part different from the regular Ronaldo McDonaldo, is is McIndian.
Legend has it, that Varaprasath Gurumoorthy has never been spotted with anybody except Indian fellows.
Maybe one day, after the Government has discovered who invented climate change, perhaps Varaprasath Gurumoorthy will be within 10km of a non-indian fellow. We can only hope.
Shane: "Yo my man, have you seen Varaprasath Gurumoorthy anywhere? I can't find him."
Ryan: "How would I know, do you think I look Indian?"
Shane: "Yes."
Ryan: "No, I'm 100% Nibba"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).