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gurumootai 

A Gurumootai is normally a person who wears a turban (typically sikhs in India) or in other words has a sack in his head and has a penchant for being a dumbass.

Gurumootai can also mean,One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.
Person 1: Please pick up the garbage

Person 2: nah il do it later

Person 3: your such a gurumootai

Maybe if you weren't such a gurumootai, people wouldn't kick you.

Shut up Monsieur gurumootai !

Ohhh Mary stop being such a Gurumootai
gurumootai by Vinayak Vaswini November 23, 2011
Any "inside" information related to the University of Tennessee Head Coaching position for the football program. This information is usually created and posted by trolls from other universities reveling in our misery.
Did you hear that Jon Gruden is going to be our next head coach ? Nah, bro those are just grumors.
grumors by JohnCoctostan January 20, 2021

Varaprasath Gurumoorthy

Varaprasath Gurumoorthy is pretty much the Indian version of Ronald McDonald. He brings joy and love into the hearts of children and adults alike. However, he is one part different from the regular Ronaldo McDonaldo, is is McIndian.

Legend has it, that Varaprasath Gurumoorthy has never been spotted with anybody except Indian fellows.

Maybe one day, after the Government has discovered who invented climate change, perhaps Varaprasath Gurumoorthy will be within 10km of a non-indian fellow. We can only hope.
Shane: "Yo my man, have you seen Varaprasath Gurumoorthy anywhere? I can't find him."
Ryan: "How would I know, do you think I look Indian?"
Shane: "Yes."
Ryan: "No, I'm 100% Nibba"

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026