Gruden

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a gruden last night. She loved that steak!

by Brodie Beggs October 17, 2006

Gruden

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

by Grith Lightning April 23, 2010

gruden

tampa bay buccaneers head coach. somewhat high strung, definatly hot for an older man. sometimes resembles the doll chucky from childs play.

jon gruden is motiviation to be a buccaneers cheerleader.

by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006

gruden

the coolest coach in the NFL baby!!!! not to mention very hot for being 40

the buccaneers coach

by K February 27, 2004

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 17, 2013

Jon Gruden

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe

Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging

by Chowda4eva November 17, 2009

Jon Gruden

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut

Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.

by RogerGoodell January 6, 2019