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Gunnhild 

Gunnhild is one of the greatest war criminals in history, but she is so good at covering her tracks, that absolutely no one, except a few people know of her horrible past. In 1974, Gunnhild became the leader of an undergroud society that she called Gunnhildur. This underground society was the one that actually started the Iraq war, but blamed it on Iraq. Gunnhildur was in fact responsible for every terror attack in history, but they are so good at covering their tracks and blaming others that they got away with it. Today, Gunnhild is working as a teacher at a school in southeastern Norway, to try to cover up her criminal past as best as she can.
Person 1: Have you heard that Gunnhild is a war criminal?
Person 2: Who tf is Gunnhild?
Gunnhild by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 21, 2022
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An extremely fun, cool, smart and beautiful Norwegian. There is no one like her in the world. She's also a good roommate.
Snakkes, Gunhilde!
gunhilde by jleduplessis November 14, 2013
A "Gunhild" is slang for a woman or adolescent known for her large bosom, but not particularly large brain. She sometimes makes funny jokes without her knowing so.
- "Did you meet that blonde girl last night?"
- "Yeah. She was nice, but seemed a bit "Gunhild" to me"
- "Big guns doh!"
- "For sure!"
Gunhild by Artful Dodgers March 29, 2011

Jean Gunnhildr 

Sexy bij with thicc ass who appeared instead of Ayato while person 1 was pulling for him. And then afterwards made history by being the 1st ever person to bust a million nuts by looking at "sussy Jean pics supplied by Kaeya". She can also give a "succ" with her elemental skill.
person 1: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Y DA FOK DID I GET JEAN BRUHH.
person 2: get rekt
*1 week later*
person 1: imagine not having a sexy bij as Jean Gunnhildr in ur comp, cant relate.
*person 2 proceeds to making sad noises as he doesnt have bijes like Jean and spends all his primos in meta chars*
Jean Gunnhildr by anonymous June 13, 2022

Gunnhildur 

Gunnhildur is strong
Gunnhildur by solveigmaria November 23, 2021

Gunnhildur 

Demn, I wish I was like Gunnhildur; she is sooo cool.
Gunnhildur by Guggarugga November 23, 2021