Gunhild

A "Gunhild" is slang for a woman or adolescent known for her large bosom, but not particularly large brain. She sometimes makes funny jokes without her knowing so.

- "Did you meet that blonde girl last night?"
- "Yeah. She was nice, but seemed a bit "Gunhild" to me"
- "Big guns doh!"
- "For sure!"

Gunhild by Artful Dodgers March 29, 2011

Gunhild

The prettiest, most beautiful and probably the funniest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Gunhild, do not let her go, for you will regret it for the rest of your life. A Gunhild makes for the best friend and girlfriend, if she let's you, and will always be there for you even when you do not need it.

A Gunhild will always bring a fun time, and will never show that she is down, but if she is down you will support her. If you do not do that, you will regret it for the rest of your life, because she is that awesome of a person, and you will know just that. She is in fact so awesome that Morgan Freeman once tried to narrate her life using Morgan Freeman's voice, but it could not do justice to the sexyness of Gunhild. When Gunhild smiles, the heavens clear and kittens rain from the sky, always landing on their feet, bringing joy to everyone around. When describing how awesome and smart a Gunhild is, a year would not suffice, and people have been known to be institutionalized from their ramblings trying to do just this.

Example 1
Person 1: How did the coffee date go yesterday?
Person 2: It didn't go to well. She was just to beautifullto get my words out right.
Person 1: Ah, she is a Gunhild.

Example 2
Bartender: Why so glum, mate?
Mate: I didn't support my friend, and now she is gone forever.
Bartender: Well, you got to support a Gunhild when she needs it.

Gunhild by Iamjohn December 19, 2017

Gunhild

A Gunhild is a loving Nordic name for a person that is truly beautiful inside out

The name is only given to people of certain greatness, people capable of spectacular sparkly things

A Gunhild is recognized by her ocean blue eyes, stunning beauty, superior intelligence and great sense of humor. A sure tell of a true Gunhild is distinct rings around the pupils of the eyes. coincidentally It is also widely agreed by scientists that all Gunhild’s have the perfect butt.

Should you ever meet a Gunhild your life will fill with love, care and laughter. All your worries will be washed away and replaced by memories of joy.

Look at that perfect girl, she must be named Gunhild

Gunhild by Adrian Bo June 9, 2020

Gunnhild 

One bad ass viking. Capable of doing and saying unimaginable things.

Women wet their pantys when Gunnhild walks in the room.

Gunnhild by gunnylol January 22, 2009

gunhilde

An extremely fun, cool, smart and beautiful Norwegian. There is no one like her in the world. She's also a good roommate.

Snakkes, Gunhilde!

gunhilde by jleduplessis November 14, 2013

Gunnhild 

Gunnhild is one of the greatest war criminals in history, but she is so good at covering her tracks, that absolutely no one, except a few people know of her horrible past. In 1974, Gunnhild became the leader of an undergroud society that she called Gunnhildur. This underground society was the one that actually started the Iraq war, but blamed it on Iraq. Gunnhildur was in fact responsible for every terror attack in history, but they are so good at covering their tracks and blaming others that they got away with it. Today, Gunnhild is working as a teacher at a school in southeastern Norway, to try to cover up her criminal past as best as she can.

Person 1: Have you heard that Gunnhild is a war criminal?
Person 2: Who tf is Gunnhild?

Gunnhild by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 21, 2022

Jean Gunnhildr 

Sexy bij with thicc ass who appeared instead of Ayato while person 1 was pulling for him. And then afterwards made history by being the 1st ever person to bust a million nuts by looking at "sussy Jean pics supplied by Kaeya". She can also give a "succ" with her elemental skill.

person 1: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Y DA FOK DID I GET JEAN BRUHH.
person 2: get rekt
*1 week later*
person 1: imagine not having a sexy bij as Jean Gunnhildr in ur comp, cant relate.
*person 2 proceeds to making sad noises as he doesnt have bijes like Jean and spends all his primos in meta chars*

Jean Gunnhildr by anonymous June 13, 2022