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Gunishment
The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)
Gunishment by Anonymous May 2, 2003
gunishment
1.Derived from a combination of the words punishment and the UK slang word "Gun" meaning to insult. Therefore, gunishment means to insult in a severe and punishing manner.
2. Featured in the "Paedogedden" episode of British satirical show "Brass Eye". Here gunishment means to punish with guns.
2. Featured in the "Paedogedden" episode of British satirical show "Brass Eye". Here gunishment means to punish with guns.
1. "your momma's so dumb, she had you!"
"Oh no!!! That's gunishment!!"
2. "Paedos don't need punishment, they need gunishment"
"Oh no!!! That's gunishment!!"
2. "Paedos don't need punishment, they need gunishment"
gunishment by Kay Dash Plus August 2, 2007
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