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Gun-free Zone 

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.
Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.
Gun-free Zone by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Gun-Free Zone 

1) To the Radical, disgruntled individual- this defines a "Free Kills", little to NO resistance area, for a maximum head count.
2) A place where the Law Abiding Citizen is not allowed to protect themself against an ARMED assailant. Because LAWS only work on law abiding citizens, not mental basket cases, Religious Radicals and criminals.
MANIFESTO- "The Cleaner"
" I am going to go into ____________, where it is a listed "Gun-Free Zone," I will get more kills for the cause than ________ did, and might get on the front page of TIME magazine. (Scenario)
Gun-Free Zone by Beer420 August 4, 2019

Gun Free Zone 

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.
Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?
Gun Free Zone by Eddy November 22, 2007

Gun-Free Safe-Zone 

Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/

noun

An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"
The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.
Gun-Free Safe-Zone by RDaneel October 12, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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