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to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.
Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!
gummied by mchayden35 September 8, 2010
Words you can keep
When one eats so many Vodka Gummy bears that they become intoxicated.
Man, I'm fucking gummied.
Man, I'm right gummied.
gummied by gummerlover October 23, 2011
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GUMMIED UP 

A fun way of saying f*cked up.
“How drunk are you?” “I’m GUMMIED UP rn

Or
“Did you catch feelings?” “Oh ya they have me GUMMIED UP ong”
GUMMIED UP by dizwadidiz October 2, 2022

Gummied-up

When something makes your semi-flacid penis go completely limp.
Wow, this whiskey got me gummied-up.
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Red gummied

When your in the act of eating a girl out on her period and you get a blood clot or other menstrual matter in your mouth and or face.
"Damm bro that bitch Red Gummied you?'
Red gummied by MoMos Dank May 18, 2014

gummidogs 

A lighthearted nickname for the specially bred micro-miniature canines who are flexible and small enough to hide in your purse because they have no bones.
I’m gonna get me one of them gummidogs so I can take him everywhere I go!
gummidogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

white gummies 

The solidified saliva that forms on the side of some people's mouths when they exercise
I could tell he had just finished playing a soccer game because he was sweating and had the white gummies.
white gummies by Awkward Moments October 29, 2010
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