Gull Lake 

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.

Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.

Gull Lake by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Gull Lake High School

1. Rich white kid school; Lame high school in a small town right outside of Kalamazoo and Portage MI. It has a horrible name too. "GULL".

Person one: "hey, have heard of Gull Lake High School?"

Person two: "yeah, that school is like 99.2 percent white!"

Gull Lake High School by GLfreeeaakk December 6, 2010

gull lake mi 

A place where snobby rich folk live and everybody gets hammered at the sandbar

Over here getting fucked up on good ole gull lake mi

gull lake mi by Frenchxtickler1 March 22, 2017

Gull Lake Middle School 

Hell

Welcome to Gull Lake Middle School

Gull Lake Middle School by A Very Abnormal Person March 15, 2022