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Gulbis
Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.
to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.
After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009
Related Words
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gülnisa
incredibly beautiful
gülnisa is a person who is way to beautiful for this world. she is a strong, independent girl, who is loved by her friends and lover. she believes in such pretty things and knows so much about the universe, even though she might need some help figuring it all out. but she is in every way a beautiful person, who will always be loved!
gülnisa is a person who is way to beautiful for this world. she is a strong, independent girl, who is loved by her friends and lover. she believes in such pretty things and knows so much about the universe, even though she might need some help figuring it all out. but she is in every way a beautiful person, who will always be loved!
gülnisa by lilli lilli lilli :) April 15, 2020
oh my gulai
oh my gulai by Vun_ September 15, 2021
Gudaism
Gudaism is the religion and philosophy chiefly centering around a great man, known to his followers as Jimsus Gust. Some estimates put the number of followers of Gudaism as none, eight, twenty-one, 1348, or in the most liberal of estimates, the entire population of the known universe. This earns Gudaism the rather dubious distinction of being simulaneously the smallest, second-smallest, third-smallest, and largest religion in the world.
Tenets of Gudaism
No one is quite sure exactly what the tenets of Gudaism are, although different sources will offer different opinions as to what they think the "correct" interpretation of Gudaism is. Some followers say vagueness this is in fact one of the essential components of Gudaism, adding to its mystique, as well as enhancing individual expression, universal appeal, and a good helping of chaos. Some have even ventured to claim that Gudaism is actually a hoax and in fact is a huge, overblown joke. These people have largely been defamed as lunatics; some have been placed in insane asylums, while others have been found dead under mysterious circumstances.
Important People in Gudaism
Jimsus Gust - Worshipped as lord and savior.
Anti-Gust - The bane of all that is good in the world. Presides over the melancholy, dank hell known as Forestview High School. Rumored to have the strength of four men. Has attempted on numerous occasions to assassinate Jimsus Gust. Known by some as the Whore of Babylon, although he steadfastly maintains that the title belongs to someone else.
Prophet - Voice of Jimsus Gust to the world at large. Rumored to be continually speaking of an imaginary friend by the name of "Big Brother," and a chief proponent of the use of religious icons.
Mary Magdalene - Curiously, shares a name with another ecclesiastical figure, as well as several traits. Anointed Jimsus Gust's feet with ointment, although some have claimed that word "ointment" was perhaps the result of a mistranslation. The Magdalene is rumored to be one of the co-founders of Gudaism, although the name of the other founder is lost to time. However, recently, evidence has emerged which suggests that the other founder shared a name with a certain celebrity volleyball.
Second Prophet - No information is known of this as-yet nonexistent figure.
Tenets of Gudaism
No one is quite sure exactly what the tenets of Gudaism are, although different sources will offer different opinions as to what they think the "correct" interpretation of Gudaism is. Some followers say vagueness this is in fact one of the essential components of Gudaism, adding to its mystique, as well as enhancing individual expression, universal appeal, and a good helping of chaos. Some have even ventured to claim that Gudaism is actually a hoax and in fact is a huge, overblown joke. These people have largely been defamed as lunatics; some have been placed in insane asylums, while others have been found dead under mysterious circumstances.
Important People in Gudaism
Jimsus Gust - Worshipped as lord and savior.
Anti-Gust - The bane of all that is good in the world. Presides over the melancholy, dank hell known as Forestview High School. Rumored to have the strength of four men. Has attempted on numerous occasions to assassinate Jimsus Gust. Known by some as the Whore of Babylon, although he steadfastly maintains that the title belongs to someone else.
Prophet - Voice of Jimsus Gust to the world at large. Rumored to be continually speaking of an imaginary friend by the name of "Big Brother," and a chief proponent of the use of religious icons.
Mary Magdalene - Curiously, shares a name with another ecclesiastical figure, as well as several traits. Anointed Jimsus Gust's feet with ointment, although some have claimed that word "ointment" was perhaps the result of a mistranslation. The Magdalene is rumored to be one of the co-founders of Gudaism, although the name of the other founder is lost to time. However, recently, evidence has emerged which suggests that the other founder shared a name with a certain celebrity volleyball.
Second Prophet - No information is known of this as-yet nonexistent figure.
Gudaism by Ian S, one of the worshippers April 20, 2006