The Guñisaurio is a dinosaur type creature that dates to the late 20th Century. Originally it hails from South America, but some claim the Guñisaurio has been spotted in parts of North America and Europe. Typically, it can be found yapping, napping, or biting things such as kern, marrano and other delicacies. If ever thing you see the Guñisaurio, maintain a safe distance and call for help...it can be a wild and unpredictable creature.
I was at the gym the other day and I saw the Guñisaurio. I will never be the same.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)