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Guino

a person that has a gangster name. but not nescessarily a gangsta...
prounounced the name as g-no
really cool
really hype
really tight
sporty
and added his name because his friend KHOI his name is in this site
Look at guino
by GUINO November 30, 2003
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Guino

Short for penguino. A person who has a long torso and short legs, making their proportions that of a penguin. Usually used as a perjoritive.
"Shut up Satiago, you fucking guino"
by TheGuino November 14, 2017
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Guino

Short for "penguino"; an affectionate penguin that loves to hug and cuddle.
"Awwww look at that guino cuddling the other guino!"
by ivevie November 24, 2020
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güino

*a kid does something troublesome*
his mom: “Güino!”
by huhgaduggabuhga May 4, 2024
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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
by Condor February 2, 2017
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Ginosaji

Popularized in the 2008 viral video "The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Incredibly Inefficient Weapon" by director Richard Gale, the Ginosaji is an unstopping and immortal spoon wielding demon who kills his victims, in this film Jack Cucchiaio slowly by slowly, relentlessly hitting them with a metal spoon. Slow slowly, in fact, that the "murder" takes the rest of the victim's life. It is important to note that Jack's family name is Italian for "spoon" and Ginosaji literally means "silver spoon" in Japanese.
Some theorize that there is, in fact, no "Ginosaji," and the film is a clever and humorous commentary on learning to accept aging and eventual death. The protagonist, whose family name is "spoon", is being attacked by an assailant whose name is also "spoon". He may be in fact trying to fight his own aging and mortality, so engrossed with battling his own inevitable aging and death that he fails to live "in the moment" and instead of living, slowly "dies to death" throughout his life. Thus the "Ginosaji" is actually "created" by an individuals own denial of their mortality and insistance on fighting death rather than embracing life.
Amber just got a face lift, she spends so much money fighting her ginosaji.
by birdmaru April 20, 2013
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