Guidzag
Quite an illustrious lad, almost effeminate at times, and can always be found wearing a hat, bandana, or headband. One could simply consider this man "lavish" for lack of a better term, an individual who enjoys life to the fullest, and does so while his lustrous hair flows through the wind. Some could call him a "ladies man", and they'd be correct, but not in the traditional sense. He's mastered the friend zone, conquered the area of allegiance, and quite frankly can't pull to save his life. Women are drawn to Guiddy for the same reasons chunkers eat dons, comfortability. This isn't to say one day this little caterpillar won't spread his theoretical wings and bloom into the beautifully eloquent butterfly he's meant to be, but more so a stepping stone on his journey into ascension. Overall, good kid, good hair, good job, good shisha, meh arms, lacking chest, sub par taste in women, and an overt desire to perform high intensity cardio. Honestly don't know why i even wrote this about him in eglish, because i could summarize this is one sentence from his native tongue, Toun es bagina sikim moroudz boots kunem, es barab glir, es toun medz es pos vor.
Guidzag by MamaThereGoesThatMan69 September 7, 2022
