Guido'd 

A sexual position that relates to the way guidos dance in clubs, i.e. fist pumping in any orifice ( anal oral vaginal ).

Mike: "Yo Pauly, did you hear about what happened to that girl Vinny brought back from the club?"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"

Guido'd by **rawritsccbetch** January 10, 2012

Guido doorbell 

Guidos, frequently too self important to actually get out of their cars, or even call someone when in front of the house, beep their horns to let the person inside know they have arrived. Perhaps they are under the assumption that everyone else on the block is deaf, or wants a good look at their all around dark tinted windows on a white BMW.

I wish that Dickhole would stop ringing the guido doorbell and just use his phone.

Guido doorbell by Jan Warren January 24, 2008

Guido dance 

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

Guido dance by bad news bares December 9, 2008

guido dance 

A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.

man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.

guido dance by twosneaks October 13, 2009

guido dance 

"guido dance" as what guidos and guidettes call frolickin. It is kind of a dance move seen being done by mostly guidos and guidettes at a club. This dance is really attractive to both the guidos and guidettes although some people with a different lifestyle would think these people frolickin are "faggets".

Uh babe im tired doing this guido dance let's have a break make out.

guido dance by **** ****** December 15, 2005

The Guido Diet 

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

The Guido Diet by mjb15 January 23, 2011

deusch guido 

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos

caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.

deusch guido by noltad eggits March 8, 2008