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Oh no guffloe is on the other team we lost
Guffloe by Guffloe July 27, 2022
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guffologist 

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.
"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'
guffologist by Jesus says November 2, 2019

guffelous 

The guffelous children stole the cake
guffelous by FootlessEmu June 26, 2022
One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch.
Guffoon...

X: its kind of interesting homo
Y: i doubt it
Y: tl;dr
X: god you are badass
Guffoon by MelvinBellman April 8, 2008

guffology 

I studied guffology in school , that because i'm the class clown.
guffology by theguffologist February 21, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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