Guantamalal

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Hey gusso i just went Guantamalal

by John doe blow April 15, 2023

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Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

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Guantanaball bay

In reference to a males scrotum, which has been detaining sperm only to be released during a female partners ovulation for the purposes of reproduction.

“We are trying to have a baby and tonight we are going to free the little guys from Guantanaball Bay!”

by JJ&BJ August 13, 2021

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Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

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Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.

Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

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Borrowing a used condom, pounding in the ass, then switching the rubber outside-in and continuing smashing in the Vag. Bust a money shot, thus leaving devistation and if pregnancy occurs, leaving a 50/50 chance that you are the father.

(Gambling with life, pretty much)

Foo A)-Pretty much busted a Guatamala get down on this trick with Brads old rubber...hahaha Kid aint my son!!!

Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!

by Pound Master December 16, 2008

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