Gryffinist
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Griffinitarianism
Griffinitarianism by Steven Griffin II September 27, 2023
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griffinitis
An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
griffinitis by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006
Griffinism
He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip
To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip
To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
Griffinism by McYum May 16, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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