Grustard

Grustard is a automotive term for when your steering wheel locks up, or is misaligned, resulting in complications in the steering mechanism. It is almost always spontaneous, so saying one had an 'unexpected grustard' would be redundant. Popularized the late William Grustard in 1986, the competitive street racer coined the term when his steering wheel locked up, resulting in him losing both of his legs, later driving him to suicide in 1994. Grustard is not to be confused with the audio company Gustard.

"Hey man, how did you total your Honda Civic? It was working just last week!" "One word - Grustard."

by joshualingdon July 12, 2017

Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016

Grubtard

A follower or admirer of John Gruber (of Daring Fireball).

You didn't come up with that bullshit analysis on your own. You're such a grubtard.

by Grubtard September 10, 2009

Gustard

Gustard is an adjective which is a word to describe how ugly someone/something. it can be used to from describing the weather to describing people.

Lydia: "Did you see how Martha looked today?"
Sandy: "Ahh yh, that girl is so Gustard!!!!"

by Chickenpooplol December 10, 2019