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Grusome Twosome

Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.
Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?'
Grusome Twosome by Misscheeky April 7, 2009
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gruesome twosome

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
gruesome twosome by Circushead June 29, 2006

Gruesome Twosome

Two out of control males that are like a car wreck waiting to happen but you can't turn away from. Involved in Shameless self promotion, could care less about what people think, and bring the thunder.
Troy and Dan are the original Gruesome twosome. May have taken a little bit from the Bash Bros, two cory's, and the Hilton's
Gruesome Twosome by clegd July 27, 2009

The Gruesome Twosome 

Your two local goons at the gym. They are usually grunting and lifting allot of weight, most of the time they are yelling at each other allot. The pair tend to take allot of steroids and it is quite visible during their routine. They tend to draw attention to themselves on purpose either thought their loud demeanour or horrible odour.
Yo Frank look at ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ over there, way too much juice went into that pair.
The Gruesome Twosome by Ttooulias December 17, 2007

Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.
1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''
Gruesome Twosome by Katana B August 12, 2009
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