Grumpy Munchkin Share definition Flag A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth. Grumpy Munchkin by hollowbob September 9, 2004 Get the Grumpy Munchkin mug.