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Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

grubering 

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.
John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.
grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

Groening 

When a person is over-thinking a situation and starts to communicate in unusual ways
There was so much "groening" happening that you could feel it in the air
Groening by hatif January 15, 2020

matt groening 

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.
P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening
matt groening by Dsanwor January 3, 2008

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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