Grudening

When a person vocally and drunkenly loves every player in a live fantasy draft.

Last night Rj would not stop Grudening every pick!

Grudening by rjisagod August 27, 2016

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

grubering 

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female

hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl

sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

Groening 

When a person is over-thinking a situation and starts to communicate in unusual ways

There was so much "groening" happening that you could feel it in the air

Groening by hatif January 15, 2020

matt groening 

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.

P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening

matt groening by Dsanwor January 3, 2008

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011