Groundnuts

A word used to describe a man's crushed testicles.

Also used as a more extreme replacement of "Balls" in shitty jokes.

Formed from "Ground"- which is the past tense conjugation for the verb Grind, and Nuts, the slang for testicles.

(Threatening) You're gonna get Groundnuts if you you touch my Spaghetti Sauce ever again.

(Sarcastic) My Groundnuts probably weigh more than those chocolates.

Groundnuts by BigNibba6969andUwU December 28, 2018

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grudnuts

faeces hanging off arse hairs

With these long boxers Jason could feel his grudnuts swinging in the breeze.

grudnuts by e c December 5, 2003

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Groundnuts • groundfuttock • grudnuts • Ground Noose • ground rush

groundfuttock

a person or persons who have a very large number heavy accents in which they constantly switch between so you can not understand a word they say.

he is a groundfuttock

groundfuttock by JTROC October 14, 2007

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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