Ground Tag 

Being so drunk you do no what direction is where so you fly to the ground and hit it head on.

"Man Gary was so drunk last night he played a few rounds of Ground Tag."

Ground Tag by Tyler W January 2, 2008

Groundfag 

Everyone who remains on ground while an unrecognized genius aviates his freshly built, physics laws defying aircraft. Commonly found in FU comics.

FU comic: How to build your own flying machine!!!
-First, find a sturdy metal chair;
-Weld some handles on the sides;
-Work out until you can lift at least your own weight;
-With your newfound strength, sit on your chair and lift it, sailing over groundfags with ease

Groundfag by nigeyaloo November 16, 2010

Groundbag 

When you don’t have a condom, but find a used one on the ground and reuse it

“This chick took me out back of the bar to do it. Didn’t have a condom so ended up having to groundbag it”

Groundbag by Notoriousbagger January 6, 2023

groundage 

(noun) : a keto delicacy made by mixing equal parts of cooked ground beef and large curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.

Doug: it’s time for New Year’s resolution I’m going to eat groundage every day!
Bri: So you hate your life!?

groundage by James Lassiter December 29, 2024