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Groundfag 

Everyone who remains on ground while an unrecognized genius aviates his freshly built, physics laws defying aircraft. Commonly found in FU comics.
FU comic: How to build your own flying machine!!!
-First, find a sturdy metal chair;
-Weld some handles on the sides;
-Work out until you can lift at least your own weight;
-With your newfound strength, sit on your chair and lift it, sailing over groundfags with ease
Groundfag by nigeyaloo November 16, 2010

Groundbag 

When you don’t have a condom, but find a used one on the ground and reuse it
This chick took me out back of the bar to do it. Didn’t have a condom so ended up having to groundbag it”
Groundbag by Notoriousbagger January 6, 2023

groundage 

(noun) : a keto delicacy made by mixing equal parts of cooked ground beef and large curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.
Doug: it’s time for New Year’s resolution I’m going to eat groundage every day!
Bri: So you hate your life!?
groundage by James Lassiter December 29, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004