The situation that occurs when one black female applies an over excess of hair grease, goop, etc. causing nap.
Ebony applied too much of Aveda's Be Curly and her hair just clumped up instead of being curly. She's got a bit of gross domestic product goin' on up there.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.