GROF

An internet shorthand for "Get Real or Fry."

It is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off on an unreal tangent that is not possible to fulfill in their lifetime.

Man 1: Kelly is fairly attractive.
Man 2: She is totally out of your league.
Man 1: I don't think she is. I intend to marry her.
Man 2: GROF, dude.

by Lannro October 28, 2007

grof

The sound a Chav makes when hit in the face.

Chav : Yer Mar
You : *smack*
Chav : Grof!

by JimJoe August 11, 2006

Grofit

Grofit is the combination of the words Growth and Profit put together during the coming of the Ambulas in Warframe. Grofit is used as a message between players much like leeroy jenkins in world of warcraft.
Grofit is love.
Grofit is life.

Let's Grofit
Growth! Profit! ...Grofit!

by Sadness Salsa January 9, 2018

groffsauce

The nickname for the actor, Jonathan Groff. The term was first coined by Groff's costar in Hamilton, Lin Manuel Miranda.

Groffsauce is not on social media, but is frequently featured on Lin Manuel Miranda's Twitter and Vine.

by tapestry July 2, 2016

Grofit

Growth + Profit

Thought leaders, are you ready to pivot downturns into rising Grofit?!

by BlueNapalmGaming May 20, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

GROFO

A GRANDFATHER FUCKER

NIGGA : DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC BEARD MAN : *PUNCHES THE NIGGA MERCILESSLY*

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME GROFO!!

by Ms. Grofo September 6, 2010