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Grinding rolling on floor laughing
I just wanna GROFL on him so bad
GROFL by yomommabasic March 10, 2015
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Acronym for:

GRAND-ROFL(Rolling on the floor laughing)

Used to overly express laughter.
person 1: Me fail sci. klass cuz teachor is butt.

person 2: God, why don't you just go rape a grammar teacher.

person 3: GROFL
person 4: GROFL!!!
person 5: XD
GROFL by teh BUTT secks January 4, 2005
Related Words
GROFL goofle groff groils gorflorkinson groblin Groel groffsauce Grofit grol
Grinding rolling on floor laughing
I just wanna GROFL on him so bad
GROFL by yomommabasic March 10, 2015
Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022
Grofit is the combination of the words Growth and Profit put together during the coming of the Ambulas in Warframe. Grofit is used as a message between players much like leeroy jenkins in world of warcraft.
Grofit is love.
Grofit is life.
Let's Grofit
Growth! Profit! ...Grofit!
Grofit by Sadness Salsa January 9, 2018

groffsauce 

The nickname for the actor, Jonathan Groff. The term was first coined by Groff's costar in Hamilton, Lin Manuel Miranda.
Groffsauce is not on social media, but is frequently featured on Lin Manuel Miranda's Twitter and Vine.
groffsauce by tapestry July 2, 2016
A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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