GROF

An internet shorthand for "Get Real or Fry."

It is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off on an unreal tangent that is not possible to fulfill in their lifetime.

Man 1: Kelly is fairly attractive.
Man 2: She is totally out of your league.
Man 1: I don't think she is. I intend to marry her.
Man 2: GROF, dude.

by Lannro October 28, 2007

groffings

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

grof

The sound a Chav makes when hit in the face.

Chav : Yer Mar
You : *smack*
Chav : Grof!

by JimJoe August 11, 2006